my grandma thinks u guys are all insane
shes right tho tbh
are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?
if we’re dating you can have your freedom, you’re not my prisoner. just stay loyal & be honest. that’s all i ask muhfucka.
Hey babe wanna go yodeling tomorrow night???
wow it SURE WOULD SUCK if someone started MAKING OUT WITH ME (it’s reverse psychology) (come make out with me)
what the hell are you
imagine if one day you do something weird in public and log onto tumblr later in the day to see a picture of it going around with 20k notes
there are some days where i forget to eat the entire day, and then there are other days where i have first breakfast, second breakfast, elevenses, luncheon, third breakfast, tea, dinner, soupsies, supper, night lunch, midnight snack and one-in-the-morning snack